Midnight Muncher
The one that started it all — a glazed beast with far too many teeth, staring out of the dark.
Hand-drawn donut monsters, printed museum-quality on thick matte paper. For your room, your window, your shop front — or anyone who takes Halloween far too seriously.
Five original designs. Two sizes. Pick your poison — or grab three and save.
The one that started it all — a glazed beast with far too many teeth, staring out of the dark.
Sprinkles, screams and questionable life choices. Reads loud from across a room.
A warning, not a suggestion. Works disturbingly well on a shop window.
Bright, weird and slightly wrong — the one guests always ask about.
Mini format. Perfect for a desk, a locker, or slipping into a card.
Unisex cotton tee. Wear the poster. Sizes S–3XL.
Heavyweight french terry sweatshirt for cold, spooky evenings.
Any three posters, one price, one shipping charge. The cheapest way to fill a wall.
One poster looks good. Three looks deliberate. Mix any three designs in any size and pay one shipping charge instead of three.
What buyers say once their posters land.
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New designs, early access to next season's drop, and a 10% code for your first order. No spam — we go quiet in November like everyone else.
The things people email about most.
Every design is available in 8×10″ and 12×18″. The 12×18 is the one most people frame; the 8×10 fits a standard shelf frame or desk.
Museum-quality thick matte paper — 10.3 mil thickness, 189 g/m², 94% opacity, sourced from Japan. Matte finish, so no glare under a light or behind glass.
Posters are printed to order and dispatched within 2–4 business days, then tracked to your door. [Client to confirm delivery windows by region before launch.]
No — posters ship unframed in a rigid tube so they arrive flat and undamaged. Both sizes fit standard off-the-shelf frames.
Send a photo within 30 days and we'll reprint and reship free. [Client to confirm final returns policy before launch.]
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Donutween is a small independent art project — original Halloween donut monsters, drawn by hand and printed to order. No warehouse, no mass production, no stock photography. Just designs we'd want on our own walls. [Client to supply the real founder story — this is a placeholder.]